The Greatest Earthbender in the World

-Some kind of kidnapping attempt, let me tell you, it’s not going very well. Next time you might want to think about carrying me off on a boat that isn't coated in stone..

So tell me right now, what kind of boat is this? Why can’t I bend it? What have you done with my friends?

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Answer me!

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OK Toph. These guys are obviously amateurs. All you need is a plan. 

[There’s a loud bang, just like a communicator hitting a wall. Toph’s voice is much fainter.]

Other than yelling at the talking brick.